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Joke of the Day

"Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police? Because he needed *arrest*!!!"

"What did the Hot Dog say to the Cucumber? My brothers may have been eaten to death, but hey it was over quicker than your midnight insertion ""fun""."

"Why do jewish men get circumcised? Because a jewish woman wouldn't touch anything unless it's 20% off."

"A blind man walks into the bar... And the table... And the chair..."

"if you collect ladies of the night [nsfw] does that make you a whorder"

"How to make employees fool!!! Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee). They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs."

"99 times out of ten, I'm making shit up."

"My favorite Yakov Smirnoff joke about the good old USSR. In America you find the party. In Russia the party finds you. Edit: in reference to the soviet party"

"What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The position of the dirtbag."

"Tomorrow: The best labor saving device of today."