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Joke of the Day
"Husband: How about a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?"
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"So it was my 18th birthday the other day... Maybe now I can help my dad find those cigarettes he's been looking for the last 12 years."
"Looking to marry a pharmacist. Looks and personality optional. Just don't lose your job."
"a waiter walks up to a table of yentas and asks, ""is ANYTHING alright?"""
"Why was the Jew afraid to eat the pizza? Because it had pork sausage toppings."
"My legal team is advising me to get jiggy with it."
"How small you are in the universe In class there is a sub in class and is talking about how small I am in the universe and I reply ""teacher I'm small in the universe but I know were I'm big"""
"""You have a date? With who?"" [Sees a fishing boat] ""Uh, her name is Net..."" [Sees someone with a booger] ""Flicks! Net Flicks! Wait. Dammit."""
"Today marks my tenth year driving trains Finally, you can call me a superconductor."
"opinion=ass Opinion is like anal orifice. Everyone has it."