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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter he ain't commin"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee Slutty and blonde, with low self esteem"
"Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you."
"look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat"
"""I'd like to prescribe you a topical ointment for that skin condition,"" my doctor said. ""Woah, woah, woah, doc,"" I replied. ""Let's not make any rash decisions."""
"I walked into an explosives shop the other day and wanted to buy a grenade with my debit card. It all went horribly wrong when the cashier asked for my pin."
"Fun fact, clown fish are edible. But be forewarned, they taste funny."
"dude are you biting your nails i thought you were vegan"
"Why didn't the guitarist get laid? Because he had bad pickups"
"i don't think i can go back to a white president"