201041

Joke of the Day

"""I'd like to prescribe you a topical ointment for that skin condition,"" my doctor said. ""Woah, woah, woah, doc,"" I replied. ""Let's not make any rash decisions."""

"Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? *She ran away from the ball.*"

"I started reading a book about anti-gravity... ...now I can't put it down."

"If you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut."

"A leper gave me the finger the other day I was upset, but I still did the right thing and gave it back"

"Don't EVER let anyone tell you you're not worth anything. You can get at least ten grand for one of your kidneys."

"A math teacher ask his students, ""What is 5Q + 5Q?"" The class responds, ""10Q."" The teacher responds, ""You're welcome/"""

"Where does a hedge knight invest his money? In a hedge fund"

"Don't ever let a chiropractor tell u a joke. It'll hit your funny bone."

"Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning"