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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife is dead."
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"Curiosity actually killed my cat. Worst stripper ever."
"my abacus is super trustworthy i can always count on it"
"From now on everyone should start saying ""No"" when asked to be put on hold."
"My balls are so big that my sac only holds one. The second one? You're standing on it."
"Trump Jesus asked the Devil if he'd made a deal with Donald Trump. The Devil said they'd negotiated for a while but eventually he gave up and just let Trump buy him out."
"if two tanker trucks collide at an intersection, one is carrying water, the other is carrying vinegar, what sound do they make? DOUCHE!!!!"
"In LGBTQ acronym, ""Q"" stands for ""queer"" or ""questioning""... It's the ""Don't ask, can't tell"" sexual orientation."
"Girlfriend's mascara died and I gave it a funeral, you know what they say... Lashes to lashes and dust to dust."
"What idiot called it a national anthem instead of country music?"