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Joke of the Day
"How do you spell Canada? C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?"
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"My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, ""Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"""
"What does a mathematician do when he is constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any kind. Buildings can't jump."
"My wife gets her news from NPR. I get mine from Twitter. Guess which one of us knew about planking first? Suck it, legitimate media."
"How does a stripper find jobs? She does netwerking!"
"What do gangsters put on their nachos? Glock-amole"
"*deletes embarrassing drunk tweets *tweets embarrassing sober ones"
"[Dirty] Why do men like golf so much? It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands."
"A bodybuilder was killed when a fire broke out in my gym. Staff tried to escort him out, but he wanted to feel the burn."