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Joke of the Day
"What do you throw a drowning guitarist? His amp."
Next Joke
"Q: What's green and sings? A: Elvis Parsley."
"I had a dream where I was a car muffler... It was exhausting."
"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?"
"What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !"
"What did the salt say to the pepper? Season's greetings!"
"Saw a TV at the dumpster with a sign that said 'free TV' and boy do I feel stupid, I paid $200 for the last TV sitting at a dumpster"
"Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975? 'Cause Charlie don't serf."
"Sorry girl, you know you were dating a bad boy *heads out to fight boss without saving or buying potions*"
"Luke Skywalker and Yoda are on a ride when... **Luke**: *Are we on the right course, Master Yoda?*. **Yoda**: *Off course we are*."