177247
Joke of the Day
"So I was looking over a Jazz tune... My god...this song has more accidentals than an orphanage."
Next Joke
"My new fragrance is called Failure and smells roughly like a bowling alley."
"Are you guys gonna enjoy your weekend I'm not I'll probably obsess over the problems I create in my mind then maybe eat something I regret"
"I lost my laptop on the beach yesterday Now it's a dell, rolling in the deep"
"What is flat, at the center of the universe, and warming?"
"My wife left me *sobs uncontrollably*"
"""It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your son is?"" ""I'm at home, mom. You raised a loser."""
"Did you know the average performer can subsist off of one compliment for multiple nanoseconds?"
"What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common? They both choke when it really matters."
"Did you hear about the new soda made out of people? ""Yeah, how's it taste?"" ""It varies from person to person."""