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Joke of the Day

"I'm not interested in your cat unless it's on its 8th life and about to do something incredibly stupid."

"Dear Genitals, Thank you for not bleeding every month. Sincerely, A Man"

"Optometry jokes I just started optometry school and I'm in desperate need of optometry jokes. Any suggestions?"

"Life is like a jar of jellybeans Everyone hates the black ones."

"Why do ghosts say booOoOoo? Because they are disappointed in you..."

"Irish chili How many beans do you put in Irish chili? Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why? Because one more would be two-farty."

"Guys one of the Greek Gods is trying to destroy 80s music! H80s"

"98% of lawyers give the other 2% a bad name"

"I had a one night stand with an Amish guy the other week... He never called me back."

"A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family. He is the seoul breadwinner"