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Joke of the Day

"Rick Astley Will give you any movie in his Pixar collection except his favorite. He's Never Gonna Give You Up."

"Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."

"I was highly offended until I realised HR were calling me incompetent and not incontinent."

"Sitting down at my work desk, all my files are gone... ... and I'm asking myself : Who let the .docx out?"

"I watched two gay guys put up a tent today.... ...that was a camp sight."

"Why is it so windy in Texas? because New Mexico blows and Oklahoma sucks"

"*sets up booth, hangs up sign ""$5 Mustache Rides!"" *nobody shows up. I knew I shouldn't have named the damn pony 'mustache'"

"I lost my mood ring.. I'm not sure how i feel about this."

"Who is Cap'n Crunch's superior Officer? General Mills"

"What did Lincoln say on the last night of his life? ""Aw shit Mary, I need to go see a play tonight like I need a hole in the head..."""