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Joke of the Day

"I'm guessing I'm not married because I'd take a bullet for a grilled cheese before I'd take one for a girl."

"What's the difference between a rapper and God in a strip club? When god makes it rain bitches get wet."

"The inventor of dog treats died earlier on today. He was a good boy. Yes he was."

"What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died? Well I'll be damned!"

"The best way to get over someone is probably with your vehicle"

"New Thanksgiving trend Forget Black fiday how about BLACK RIOT MONDAY"

"J. J. Abrams wanted to make Luke's lightsaber red but it wasn't greenlighted."

"A clock asked another clock out... He was timezoned"

"I recently submitted my resume to Sony But they canceled the interview"

"What's so cool about taking a picture of a bathroom mirror?"