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Joke of the Day
"How many babies does it take to paint a barn... ...depends on how hard you throw them"
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"I read an interesting stat online the other day.... Apparently 1 in two and a half men are HIV positive."
"Sad to say that Gregg Jevin, a man I just made up, has died. #RIPGreggJevin"
"You can't make everyone happy. You aren't a jar of Nutella."
"The older I get, the farther apart I spread my feet when I use a urinal. Soon, I will be doing a Jean-Claude Van Damme split when I piss."
"SPECIAL COLUMBUS DAY SALE: For $300 you can drive one of our vans into Canada and claim you discovered it."
"Are guys smarter before, during, or after sex with a woman? During, you're plugged into a know-it-all."
"If you want to work for a company that makes moisturiser, the best thing to do is to apply daily."
"What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye? Bull dozer"
"""I don't think so"", said Rene Descartes Just then he vanished."