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Joke of the Day

"Two cowboys looking at the desert horizon and a bunch of indians appear coming towards them... -Are they enemies or friends? -They are obviosly friends, they are coming altogether."

"Who Loves Debates? De fishes"

"What type of gun do time travelers use? A Clock-18"

"Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads? 'Scurvy"

"So a girl stopped to tell me that I'm full of myself I'm pretty sure she was just jealous that she wasn't full of my..self"

"My first blowjob was like my first bike ride.... Two bruised knees, a sore jaw and my father telling me I was really good for a first timer"

"ME: So, where are the Hobbits? GUIDE: Again, that's Middle Earth. This is Central America. ME: Ooh, right. *Whispers in fear* Orc territory."

"How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb? They screw children, not light bulbs."

"What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave? I don't know....I was too busy masterbating."

"Practicing for my audition tape for ""MTV True Life: Let's go huff some fucking glue"""