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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl? Four drinks."
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"Four blonds walk into a bar... ...cheering ""85 Days! 85 Days!"" A gentleman inquires ""Excuse me, but what's '85 days?'"" The blonds reply ""We completed a puzzle in 85 days and the box says 2-4 years!"""
"confucious says man who worships the pussy.... puts his thrust in god."
"I feel sorry for kids today but mostly because their cartoons are terrible."
"Boss:""I'll need those projections done Aesop!"" Me:""You mean ASAP?"" Boss:""No, I mean a parable that uses animals to convey a moral lesson."""
"Based on all the white smoke billowing out, I think my lawn mower just picked a new pope."
"I have 2 donuts: a secular one and a religious one. The secular one is solid. The religious one is holey."
"In WWII soldiers left burlesque magazines around so if an enemy found it he'd yell ""HOt DOG"" then howl like a wolf & give away his position"
"It seems to me that if you can afford a barrel and a pair or suspenders you can afford a pair of pants."
"Spring makes every day feel like you're stuck in the office on a Friday afternoon."