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Joke of the Day
"Ladies, stop relying on Cosmo. It's written by women who don't know siht about men."
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"YOU: Please be aware-- ME: I'm not. I never will be. I've never even SEEN a ""ware"""
"Why Math is like Sex?"
"I was casually playing while my teammate wrote ""I fucked your mom last night"" I replied ""no you didn't"" Then my dad ran into my room and told me that he indeed did."
"A man goes to a bar with his autistic girlfrien, what happens next is mindblowing... Really guys ? Again ? This is the 3rd clickbait joke today"
"Why is there no life on Mars? No WiFi..."
"[Scientific Conference] Scientist 1: So science? Scientist 2: *nodding* Science."
"*sees a baby screaming on the plane* wait-- WAIT. WHY IS HE SCREAMING. OH MY GOD WHY IS HE SCREAMING. WHAT DOSE HE KNOW THAT WE DONT"
"Of all the cars in Italy... Mussolini's is the fascist."
"Can you believe some cultures still communicate with clicky noises or primitive hieroglyphs? *clicks keyboard furiously* *adds 17 emojis*"