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Joke of the Day

"What's green and invisible? This cabbage"

"Some grammar Nazis told me about a seminar they are going to attend about cause and effect. They're there to affect its effect and it's there for their two affects too."

"I always carry cake, just in case someone pulls a knife on me."

"They say in 1990 a vagina almost took Bill Clinton down Now it looks like a weiner may take Hillary"

"the latest news from the boston bombing authorities think it was race related."

"If you murder a dude and feel guilty just tell his family ""sorry"" and if they can't get over it after that then who are the monsters really"

"Believe what a plumber says They've seen some shit."

"Q: who was the world's first carpenter? A: Eve, she made Adam's banana stand!"

"Just saw two 10 year old boys sharing a cigarette. I was really shocked and upset so I gave them money to buy a pack."

"People hate when I make my elevator joke But it works on so many levels"