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Joke of the Day

"A hipster politician was found dead today of an apparent suicide. He won the popular vote and just couldn't handle it."

"I know 27 different jokes about eyeballs... ...But this one's cornea than the rest!"

"""We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy... ...but because it is cheesy."""

"Technically, setting someone on fire is burning calories."

"Why did MacDonald's ban Tumblr? Because they don't serve Trans-Fats."

"Trump wants to appoint Ben Carson to the Department of Education, but I think he would do better in the FDA He can feed everyone with all of the grain in those pyramids."

"I went to a vegan restaurant once. Wait, no, that was just a florist."

"How do you make a woman drive in a circle? Take away her rights."

"Someone told me they could beat me in a photoshop battle. Adobe'd it."

"My friend is pretty bad at navigation.... It seems he as a latitude problem."