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Joke of the Day
"I don't find dead comedians funny Probably because they're post-humourous."
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"Have you heard of that movie Gravity? I heard it was... full of suspense"
"A man died in a tragic skydiving accident. Some say he left an impact on the world."
"Asked the burd in Krispy kremes for 5 Nutella donuts and she says ""have you got any nut allergies"" aye pal I'm planning suicide by donut"
"When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him."
"I saw a motorcycle with a broken windscreen And I thought ""that's not fairing too well."""
"Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops."
"I ran into my ex today. Long story short, my car is totaled."
"Ever see a bottle of TUMS in the mirror? You'll run out of windex..."
"A coworker just asked me how I stay so thin so I responded ""I don't post pictures of my food online"" and I think she believed me."