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Joke of the Day

"Nothing is worse than having a cranberries song stuck in your head, in your head, in your heeeeeeeeeeaaaad zombie zombie zombie eee eee"

"Hey, is your name Paul Revere? Because I want to give you a midnight ride!"

"I like my pizza like I like my pizza: pizza"

"A Canadian version of Breaking Bad is in the works It'll be one episode long. Walt is diagnosed with cancer and receives treatment."

"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. ..the Welshman, Northern Irishman and the Englishman were meant to tag along but they went to the Euros."

"Looking for a friend with benefits. Preferably dental."

"Laughing Octopus Q:How many tickles would it take to make an octopus laugh? A:Ten"

"There's no recipe in this world that raisins can't ruin."

"Why do skunks celebrate valentines day? Because they are very scentimental."

"What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself? I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!"