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Joke of the Day

"Him: Let's get you out of that dress. Me: Be careful Him: Why? Me: If you tug at my Spanx hard enough, I'll pop open like a can of biscuits."

"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the batmobile."

"Is a Rhino Liner something you wear in your underpants when you have the Rhinovirus?"

"I never make jokes about airplanes They go over everyone's heads."

"What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate? You make me hard"

"Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing."

"It's unfair to call me lactose intolerant when you consider what I'm willing to go through for lactose."

"the existence of groundhog implys the existence of skyhog, treehog, oceanhog"

"Looking for an Australian joke! I saw it yesterday. I only remember the last line was ""bummer man""."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck? People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill."