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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? ...none. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the shit out of the room for being black."

"What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke? i j k"

"My doctor told me a joke the other day he left me in stitches."

"Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations."

"Hypnotist Error"

"The number of times you say ""Don't judge me"" is directly proportional to the amount of things you do that you know are wrong."

"The lady behind me in line at Target was frustrated I was writing a check, so I got out a feather pen and ink bottle and did it right."

"I think if my rich neighbor realized just how great of a party he is going to have at his house tonight, he wouldn't leave for vacation."

"What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement."

"What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture."