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Joke of the Day
"Yearning > Earning Mamma's yearning capacity is greater than papa's earning capacity."
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"if you imagine all of Adele's songs are about a cheeseburger, it changes things drastically."
"Sometimes when I look into the toilet I realize that I'm not a regular guy."
"We don't have locker rooms in Asia. We have ROCKER ROOMS! Hell Yeah! ~~solly~~"
"Flying around shitting on cars. Rock on, birds. Livin' the dream!"
"So you guys heard about this MySpace thing?"
"Little Jewish Boy A little jewish boy comes up to his father and asks for 40 dollars for a school field trip. His father looks down at him and says ""30 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"""
"'How To Cope With Disappointment' ;-) Saw a sign outside of an office building which said ""Today's workshop 'How To Cope With Disappointment' has been cancelled"""
"Hitler decides to hire a weather forecaster [Hitler] what's the weather looking like today? [Forecaster] Hail, Hitler!"
"What does Drew Carey have in his driveway? Cleveland Rocks!"