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Joke of the Day
"if you imagine all of Adele's songs are about a cheeseburger, it changes things drastically."
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"What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister? One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush.."
"Most girls know what they're wearing next Halloween because they saw another girl wearing it last night."
"NAME THAT FLOWER Q: What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin? A: Tulips."
"What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !"
"My girlfriend just text me that she really hates periods... I told her without them, life would just be one long run-on-sentence"
"Josh tells his friend Steve, 'did you know 2 out of every 3 people live next to a paedophile?' Steve replies 'not me, I live next to two smoking hot 10 years olds'"
"What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident? Hidden Run."
"Why do Jews watch porno movies in reverse? Because they like the part where the hooker gives the money back to the guy."
"She said that having a successful marriage is all about making sacrifices so I threw her into a volcano."