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Joke of the Day

"why did the printing company only print in small print? because yo momma works there and she can only print in LARGE PRINT GET REKT SIT DOWN SHUT UP!"

"What do you call a group of squid? A squad"

"What kind of bees make milk? boo-bees"

"What's the best part of finger banging a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free."

"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because it ain't murder if they had it comin'!"

"I always close my eyes when I kiss a woman. Experience tells me that if my eyes are open, I get a lot more pepper spray in them."

"*A group of cannibals eating a pie* This is amazing, what did you do different? ""Well, I used fresh Barry's"""

"Childs experience: if a mother is laughing at the fathers jokes, it means they have guests."

"Ignore her and she'll go away, to buy a gun, but she'll go away."

"Up votes are a bit like my sex life. It doesn't happen."