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Joke of the Day

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox? By thinking outside the box"

"Why did the Samurais armor break? There was a chink in it."

"What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !"

"I want to visit Antarctica some day... It's such a chilled out place and the people there are really cool."

"There's a new study out from the Department of Education... It shows that two thirds of Americans don't understand fractions and the other half don't care."

"Why do all the elements get cranky once a month? Cause they are on their periodic table."

"Like a baboon stuck in a snowstorm... I should be dead right now."

"why Palestinians have the fastest computers? coz they have RAM-allah"

"instagram me like one of your drunk girls"