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Joke of the Day

"Why did Bach have to sell his organ? A: Because he was baroque."

"What did the Buffalo say to his son that was leaving for College? Bison"

"If you're white, you should always get to go ahead first instead of the blacks. Is one of the first rules of chess."

"It's decided. If I have 3 kids they're getting named ""Bed"" ""Bath"" and ""Beyonce."""

"What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple."

"Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland? The screens keep on filling up with white-out."

"If you watch The Matrix backwards, a young man slowly comes down from a wild acid trip before returning to his low-level tech job."

"Okay, 45-year-old divorced women on Facebook who are ""LUV'N' LIFE!"" Calm down. We get it."

"Shit.......I could get 100% on the test I got 27%. it was so close.."

"*lights a joint* Woah, fire! Ow! My elbow!"