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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my Christmas Ham... ...bone in."

"Did you guys hear about that guy that was stealing everyone's power? He's a real Joule thief."

"I met up with my ex-fiance today and immediately began having sex The police did not take it well as I was only asked to identify the body."

"What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uni-ball"

"I'm at the age where ""pop, lock, and drop"" is about my knee giving out instead of dance moves"

"The other day, my friend said that he thinks that I might have Asperger's Syndrome. I couldn't tell if he was joking, or being serious, or happy, or sad, or angry, or frightened, or..."

"A wife texts her husband on a cold winters morning... ""Windows frozen"" ...... Husband texts back, ""Pour some luke warm water over it""...... Wife replies, ""Computer completely stuffed now"""

"Getting a girlfriend is a lot like getting a car The more money you have, the more options you have."

"Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go."

"An Andrew Dice Clay-esqe bit There was an Old Lady who swallowed a fly. She made $50."