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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the suicidal comedian? He fell flat."
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"So what goes around comes around eh? Try saying that to my belt"
"""Dad, what's a sponsored tweet?"" ""A way for Twitter to make money, I guess. Now, pass the Metamucil with 100% Natural Psyllium Fiber."""
"Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby? Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper"
"Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Chinese population is getting."
"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass.......... The doctor described his condition as stable."
"[at my intervention] mom: some of us feel uncomfortable with your pinned tweet"
"From my 9 year old: What do you and Tatooine have in common? You both have two sons\suns."
"One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers."
"My mom said she's going to dig a hole in the garden and fill it full of water.... ....she means well"