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Joke of the Day

"An American tourist in Germany... While in Germany, an American tourist saw a man peeing in a fountain. ""GROSS!"" She said. ""Danke!"" He said."

"'I'm Spartacus' 'No I'm Spartacus' 'I am Spartacus' 'I AM Spartacus' 'I'm Spartacus' 'Look I just need someone to sign for the package'"

"(x) calls up a popular restaurant... The owner says, ""Sorry, we don't cater functions."""

"Are you dylsexic? Probably."

"How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas? By spending a large fortune."

"A pencil puts on a hat and turns to another pencil and says, ""this hat looks terrible doesn't it?"" The other pencil days, ""it does, but I don't see your point."""

"Why cant some one stay straight while playing hide n seek in IKEA?... ...cuz they'll have to come out of the closet at some point."

"I was feeling depressed, then saw a guy with one arm and thought ""oh man, I could be getting so much more sympathy if I was missing an arm!"""

"Why were Mary and Joseph considered such good businessmen? Because they produced such a great prophet."

"My grandpa died peacefully in his sleep I can't speak for everyone else in his car though"