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Joke of the Day

"Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures."

"Thinking about becoming an unemployed mom so I can make up to $64/hr online."

"I saw the funniest joke... Your life."

"Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface."

"I'm no gynecologist, but I'll take a look."

"What do pickles do to make themselves look more beautiful They get Vlasic surgery"

"I have some OC jokes as well Actually the post snaps in two. THAT WAS A JOKE THX FOR COMING"

"How can you tell a hippie's been in your house? He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? ""Na, 'ma stay"""

"So I just turned 21 and there is still no change in my eyesight... when do I get my adult supervision?"

"Why are women like parachutes? Because if they don't spread they are worthless."