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Joke of the Day
"People who mispronounce Grand Prix... ...are just grand pricks."
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"You can't say Happiness without... ... Penis."
"Why can't an Asian couple have a white child? Because two Wongs don't make a white."
"4-year-old: We're playing Star Wars. I'm a Jedi and Mom is a stormtrooper. Me: What am I? 4-year-old: In the way."
"How to tease a girlfriend if she really wants it My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, 'Alright, fatty.'"
"What do black men hear most after sex? Back to your cell, inmate."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick!!"
"What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros? An abomination."
"Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant? Here teacher said to go home and do her ""essay""."
"How often do Chinese people have elections? When they wake up every morning."