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Joke of the Day
"did you hear that a former US president bought out a convenience store chain? Bush did 7/11"
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"What's the difference between a snowman on the toilet and O'Shea Jackson on the toilet? One is shitting ice cubes and the other is Ice Cube shitting."
"Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does the same movies over again. Who'll he fight? The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise."
"I hate having closure, it's really"
"[interviewing for job as assassin] Me: I only have 1 rule Interviewer: lemme guess. No women or kids Me: huh? No, I just won't work weekends"
"How does Samsung know its most loyal customers? They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)"
"""Sacre gray!"" - Colorblind French guy"
"Where do sick boats go? The Dock"
"Your mama's so stupid She killed herself for life insurance"
"BREAKING NEWS Literally to be eliminated from the English language in 2015 Use it while you can, white girls"