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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Jesus start a charity? Cuz they're not for prophets."
Next Joke
"A joke about my girlfriend"
"I didn't feel like putting a lot of effort into a costume this year. I wore the bottom half of a donkey costume. I decided to half ass it this halloween"
"Yo momma's so fat... I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing!"
"How is a hurricane like a marriage? At the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, and when it's over your house is gone."
"Shouldn't the Air and Space museum be empty?"
"What do you call a drum that causes problems? A conundrum"
"how many hipsters does it take to put in a lightbulb? its a realy obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self"
"Kinda wanna eat a jar of peanut butter, kinda wanna nap, kinda wanna punch a stranger. Being a woman is hard."