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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Jesus start a charity? Cuz they're not for prophets."
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"I like my women like I like my wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIIIIIIIIGHT"
"Ever since the wife and I bought a water bed, we've drifted apart."
"Never believe what a fish says It sounds fishy.... ... sorry"
"Why did the guy with a 7-days-a-week sexual job look forward to the weekend? Because his favorite part of sexual intercourse is the BEGINNING and END!"
"Do you know about the Chinese author who wrote a million page book? It was Wei Tu Long."
"I don't like my hands I always keep them at arm's length"
"What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12."
"What does a rich physicist wear? Joulery!"
"Why didn't British explorers dig latrines? They had pith helmets."