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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Jesus start a charity? Cuz they're not for prophets."

"I haven't slept for ten days... ... Because that would be too long."

"Why did the mule fail his math test? He was half-assing it"

"Black people have 3 things that are white. Their eyeballs, their teeth, and... their masters"

"Why do black men wear baggy trousers? Because their knee grows."

"I used to have a job impersonating a German composer. Bach in the day!. (I take no credit for this - as I read it in a magazine)"

"Is this subreddit a vacuum? Because it sure does suck."

"Melanoma victims hate it at first... ...but it grows on them.^I'm^sorry^..."

"Seeing the leaves change in autumn always reminds me of my Grandpa. He died falling out of a tree too."

"[interrogation] What were u doing last nite? I was killin my neighbour, Bert. Louder for the tape? [leans in] Fillin in paperwork. Busy guy."