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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jamaican with diahorrea? *Cool Runnings*"
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"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!"
"One beer can in a cooler says ""what's up?"" to another. The other one replied, ""Just chilling""."
"Girlfriend: ""I'm pregnant"" Me: ""Really? Thats great."" GF: ""April Fo--"" *I'm already on a plane to a non extradition country*"
"My wife gives incredible head aches..."
"The most realistic part of Harry Potter is how he goes to a school where he learns skills he can't use in the real world."
"LPT: To clean all your clothes on laundry day Do laundry naked"
"Why do fishermen fish in north America? 'Cause they're all about that bass"
"Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? A: He comes down the chimney wakes up the children and says ""Hey kids do you want to buy some toys?"""
"I'm most productive at work when I'm in the bathroom. It's where I get shit done."