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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jamaican with diahorrea? *Cool Runnings*"
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"Have you heard of the joke about the broken coinfactory? It doesn't make cents"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You ever try to jelly it in her ass?"
"If I had a dollar for every maths exam I failed I'd have about $6.50 right now"
"Noble chemistry jokes Argon walks into a bar, and the bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here."" Argon doesn't react."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic? Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog."
"I went to the gym and asked the guy there to teach me how to do the splits..... He said 'how flexible are you?' I said 'I can't do Thursdays.' Credit: Tommy Cooper"
"My son claims he ""loves me,"" but the contents with which he fills diapers he KNOWS I'LL BE CHANGING suggests otherwise."
"Did you hear about the kid who brought a home made watch to school? He had a real bad time..."
"What did the priest say to the altar boy who liked chickens Cock-a-diddle-you"