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Joke of the Day
"My favorite mixed drink is the M. Night Shyamalan. It's nothing with a twist."
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"Sorry but if these walls could talk I'm pretty sure they'd talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you're blowing out of proportion."
"I have blue eyes. I got them from my father. My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father."
"What do you call a Chinese underage hooker? Sum Yung Ho"
"There are 3 types of people in this world Those who are good with numbers and those who aren't"
"Dudes, how can we keep track of how long it's been since we've been on a date? I mean, women can just measure their leg hair..."
"If a horse's front legs are traveling at 200mph, what are it's back legs doing? Hauling ass."
"God Gave Man a penis and a brain... But not enough blood to use both at the same time"
"Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends? They've got a ""toot in common."""
"RIP time spent on Twitter."