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Joke of the Day
"Refugees do the jobs no one wants to do. Like being a suicide bomber."
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"Doctor Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad!"
"I just spent two weeks in Vegas looking for my wife's killer... but no one would do it."
"your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved."
"Woke up so hungry I could eat my own cooking!"
"As new head of Westboro Baptist Church, I'm expanding who God hates. To start: delivery guys, vegetarians, and people who do Sudoku."
"The Hunger Games is like Soccer. Everyone runs around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."
"Thank you student loans for helping me get through college and for all that you've done for me! I don't know how I'll ever repay you."
"I wish there was some way to tell if someone was an idiot or not. But we can't have everything we wish for. -Send from my iphone"
"Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!"