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Joke of the Day
"I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in between"
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"What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller? ""Curses! Foil again!"""
"A young boy got expelled for the using the C word in class The principal asked him ""That wasn't clever, was it?"" The boy replied "" No, it was cunt"""
"Where are the longest hairs of the body? Inside the nose. Because every time you pull one, you feel the pain until your ass."
"When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-RfZDiayDI"
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"You have no idea how hard it is to find a greeting card for your wife that says, ""I don't remember where I left the baby."""
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"I can't remember where I parked my car an hour ago but I can recall how stupid I was at 20. Please God erase that memory & bring back my car"
"What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common? Same middle name!"