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Joke of the Day
"Zooey Deschanel always looks like she's been shown a card trick"
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"Do you know why nobody ever talks about womansplaining? If you don't know why then there is no reason for me to tell you."
"I like my whiskey how I like my women... Fifteen years old and mixed up with coke."
"""What a nice doggie."" ""I'll have you know it's not a doggie but a pure bred."" ""YOU HAVE A DOG MADE OUT OF BREAD??!!!!"""
"They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said ""My HMO doesn't cover residential treatment."""
"'I am your God, and now it is night!' I say as I turn the fish tank light off."
"vote up if when you switch on light in a dack room and it shines, where does the dackness go to?"
"A woman asked me ""What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?"" I said ""Congratulations!!!"""
"How are women like tornadoes? At first there's lots of blowing and sucking, then your house is gone."
"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"