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Joke of the Day
"If Hitler was the mascot of a lemonade company I said ""Glass of juice,"" not ""Gas the Jews!"""
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"When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games? The Wii hours of the morning."
"what do you call a cow that's recently given birth? Decaffinated"
"I cumfonted my girlfriend this morning... What did she have to say? Get me a towel."
"Where will you never find a hipster fish? The mainstream"
"What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Wife."
"What was the pirate boxing champion known for? His left hook."
"What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with? Smoked Muenster."
"""This may be our 85th viewing of this movie, but we'll watch it as intently as if it was only our 23rd"" -Toddlers"
"I bought my son a refrigerator for his birthday I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it."