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Joke of the Day

"Trump for President.. or not What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"

"Selling weed Get rich or high trying"

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs."

"What do you call an unimportant pachyderm? It's irrelephant."

"Having sex while drunk is like trying to pierce a Capri Sun with an earthworm"

"Why did the Pussy Wagon fail the emissions test? It had a broken Catalytic converter."

"Hey guys, don't you just hate it when you're woken up in the middle of the night for sex? can't wait to get out of prison."

"Christian men should have sexual orientation listed as bi... ...because they love Jesus"

"I inherited my chronic diarrhea from my parents It runs in the Genes"

"Who was the winner of the first Tour De France? The Wehrmacht Tank division."