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Joke of the Day
"What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common? I'm not allowed to tell you"
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"What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !"
"My house got broken into the other night... The thief didn't take anything, he just left a note. All it said was 'get better stuff.'"
"What do communists do on May Day? Paint the town red."
"What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War? The Battle of Gaine's Mill"
"What do bees do with their honey? They cell it."
"We are all part of the ultimate statistic ten out of ten die."
"A cowboy walks into a German car dealership and says ""Audi, pardner."""
"What did the dolphin say to the frog? Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy."
"Did you hear about Lorena Bobbitt's car accident? Yeah, some dick cut her off."