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Joke of the Day

"I too like my women the same way as I like my coffee... Constantly berating me making me wish I was dead."

"Two jews walk into a bar and buy it."

"I think I could get behind Trump... 's wife."

"How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 100 bucks back there""."

"What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take? Polaroids."

"Have you ever heard of that car with an engine made of wood? It wooden go."

"""""When I die, I'd like you to lower the coffin into the grave... ... so you can let me down one last time."""

"What does the perverted frog say? Rubbit!"

"A friend of mine told me he hated Smash Mouth... I told him he might as well be walkin' on the sun"