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Joke of the Day

"If TGIF means ""Thank God It's Friday"" Does SHIT mean ""So Happy It's Tuesday?"""

"""70% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English"" That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard."

"What do republicans and porn stars have in common? They're both professionals at switching position on camera"

"What is a pirates favorite letter? P. Because without it, he'd be irate."

"My friend told me I didnthave the confidence to farm rocks. You should have seen the look on his face when I grew boulder."

"Son - Dad, you wanted a boy or a girl? Dad - seriously son, i just wanted to fuck."

"No YOU let your kid think he could turn the traffic lights green with his mind powers until he was 10 yrs old!"

"Why did the mom cry as her baby Richard became older? Her little Dick was growing."

"I'm not trying to be racist but black people are darker than white people."

"if the plan is ""eat pancakes now figure out life later"" then yes everything is going according to plan"