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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you lemons Chances are you are high on LSD"
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"""How old is your girlfriend?"" ""She's52"" ""Haha, dude, she could be your mom!"" ""Yeah, actually it's yours"""
"I treasure my watch. This is my grandfather, who sold it to me on his deathbed."
"What does its job only after its been fired? A bullet."
"Two gay deer walk out of a gay bar and one turns to the other and says, ""Man, I can't believe I blew 40 bucks in there!"""
"How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar? With a chihuahua pedal."
"Instead of a post-workout protein shake I have mashed potatoes and gravy and instead of working out I have mashed potatoes and gravy."
"Miles Davis was indeed a lucky man... He literally had a Blow Job lasting 45 years."
"Thinking of getting my hair did and maybe also work on my grammar."
"Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team? Cause she ran away from the ball"