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"im 40 and my girlfriend is 12 months pregnant, am i too old to be a father? :/"
"Two snowmen are standing next to each other in a field when one looks over to the other and asks: ""Do you smell carrots?"""
"your Lonely Score is the maximum number of forks a takeout place has given you for your single person food order. my score is 4"
"It's a shame that the Woman in Pakistan got stoned... ...but Jihad it coming."
"I took a Viagra earlier and it got stuck in my throat... I've had a stiff neck for hours."
"Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road? because it did."
"[OC] What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen? Ugh.... Pho queue..."
"Stupid cats, can't even YOLO"
"clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop Amish drive-by shooting."