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Joke of the Day

"I keep having these fantasies about the beautiful Lottery Lady on Saturday Evening TV ... .... No, not about winning the jackpot, I'm imagining her holding my balls in her hands."

"Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ? How much their husbands make"

"How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!"

"My friend is dealing with a really severe Viagra addiction. He's having a hard time with it."

"What does the Illuminati smell like? New World Odor"

"A penis has a sad life: His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his owner beats him."

"Letting Jesus in What do you call a man who let Jesus come inside of him? Gullible."

"*draws a line in the sand* *looks at the line in the sand* *decides that it might be time to vacuum*"

"What does 83 year old pussy taste like? Depends"

"Best joke in soccer right now. Mexico's national team."