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Joke of the Day

"Officer: Did u know your back light is out Me: I don't know if you noticed... I'm inside the car. You had a bit of an advantage"

"How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!"

"What's the best thing about North Korea? The traffic."

"What's the most important part about a joke timing..."

"I turned my hobby into a job - George, Gynecologist"

"Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class."

"What the Washington Fat Cats don't understand is that when they stopped making Doritos 3D we lost an entire dimension of flavor"

"My girlfriend said she's like a man because she pees in the shower. I said, you're not a man until you pee in the toilet, From the shower."

"Why do you get aroused when you look in the mirror? Because your dick thinks you're a pussy too..."

"How does the train eats ? Chew Cheww"