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Joke of the Day

"Officer: Did u know your back light is out Me: I don't know if you noticed... I'm inside the car. You had a bit of an advantage"

"If you want someone to like you never text first. If they text you then don't text back. Never, ever talk. It's the only way to make it work"

"What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head? An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention."

"I don't get computer-related jokes. ..not even a bit."

"What did Jesus say to Peter? Hebrew"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assaulted"

"Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? Twitter only allows 160 characters"

"What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book? He Reddit."

"What does Donald Trump say when he's mad? There'll be hell toupee!"

"What kind of murderer has moral fiber? A cereal killer."