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Joke of the Day
"I just bought a tent with a toilet in it Shit's intense"
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"*First date. Her. ""Shall we carve our names onto this tree"" Me. ""You brought a knife?"""
"I'd never snoop through my girlfriend's phone out of love, a deep respect and the inability to crack her password."
"Why was six afraid of seven Because seven was a registered six offender"
"I was in the Olympics ,I was favorite in the Errection event But only made it to the Semi's"
"What is the worlds friendliest aircraft? A hellocopter!"
"Lying on my bed struggling to squeeze into jeans The dog comes in to show emotional support ... followed by the cat, who came to judge."
"Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed? On charges of battery."
"Scat and feces... Different names for the same shit."
"I told my wife she shops too much, but she wouldn't listen. She's so damn clothes-minded"