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Joke of the Day
"What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called? Hindsight is 2020"
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"[OC] I found a dead bird outside. It smelt fowl."
"A farmer goes up to another farmer and says ""if you can guess how many chickens I have... ...I'll give you both of them."" TL;DR: OP is a fag."
"Catch a baby opossum, give it a 12-hr sedative, and hide it in the glove compartment of the car of the person who's dating your ex."
"A Chinese baby was born prematurely. Parents named him Sudden Lee."
"My dog is disabled so I have to hold him up when he pees. Long story short, I'm getting really good at writing my name in the snow."
"What you call a responsible porn star? Fistfully conservative!"
"There's no I in anxiety. Wait. Yes there is. Oh my god oh my god oh my god"
"""Piece of cake"" should not mean ""Easy!"" It should mean ""Delicious!"""
"What did a Mexican take Xanax for? For Hispanic attacks"