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Joke of the Day
"[OC] I found a dead bird outside. It smelt fowl."
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"How did the potato get back from the party? It booked a Tuber."
"Give a man a fish and he'll be like, ""Dude I'm allergic to fish."" TEACH a man to fish and he'll be like, ""THTOP I THAID IM ALLERGIC TO FITH"""
"What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. What else smells like blue paint? Solvent abuse rehab"
"Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur? Because he used a honey comb."
"What kind of martial arts do birds practice? Wing Chun"
"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed... How could anyone stoop so low?"
"People that over-exaggerate are the absolute worst."
"My dog has no legs. I call him Cigarette. Every night I come home from work, I take him for a drag."
"*job interview* so tell me a fun fact about yourself Guy: well when I was 5 I fell into the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla exh- get the hell out"